Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
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