Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.
Better to be screwed physically than financially.
Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.
JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.
Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman
For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.
I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the "boy.
Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.
Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.
The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I’ll never be an average woman.
They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.
I am self-educated from genre books.
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.
Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I have my own wine cellar.
He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth.
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life
I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.
I'll show up at every classroom open house and teacher conference,' she said, now in a voice that was almost frightening in its intensity. 'I'll bake brownies. My child will have new clothes. Her shoes will fit. She'll get her shots, and she'll get her braces. We'll start a college fund next week. I'll tell her I love her every damn day.' If that wasn't a great plan for being a good mother, I couldn't imagine what a better one could be
Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?
I really, really wanted to lose awareness of the here and now. The best way for me to do that was bury myself in a book.
The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more exposure and readers. And a lot went on to read my other work. It was a wonderful thing for my bank account.
Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.
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