If you make enough bad decisions, every once in a while things work out for you.
My life is a series of dumb choices
Nothing is more frightening than a monster that cares about his health, cause you know he'll be around for a while.
Don't go to college. Make videos on YouTube.
When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official.
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