I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck... I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Often you will discover that the harder you work, and the more wisely you work, the luckier you get. But there is luck, and it helps.
Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It's a thing you don't see nowadays.
The world is always ending, and the end is always being averted, by love or foolishness or just plain old dumb luck.
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