My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram out. Then, when they came into money later, his mother hired a woman to push the pram - and he's been pushed for money ever since.
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