Chic Murray Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Mother, Father

• My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Mother, Father

• I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Summer, Hurt

• This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram out. Then, when they came into money later, his mother hired a woman to push the pram - and he's been pushed for money ever since.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Mother, Father

• My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Father, Humor

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