Milton Jones Quotes - Page 2

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• My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Mother, Humor

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• A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Cat

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• Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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• You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Sorry, Humor

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• Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Doctors

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• I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Clouds

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• I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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• I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Book, Humor

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• If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Veils

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• We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Mean

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• I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Blood

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• When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Wall, School

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• Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Choices

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• I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.

  Milton Jones

  Children, School, Nuts

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