Milton Jones Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Believe, Humor

• To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Running, Humor

• Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Police

• Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Choices

• I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Girl, Real

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