Paul Dickson Quotes

• The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

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  Baseball, Hands, Made

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.76, Courier Corporation

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• Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

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  Answers, Admonition, Knows

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.1, Courier Corporation

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• In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

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  Decision, Information, Importance

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• A system tends to grow in complexity instead of simplicity, until the resulting unreliability becomes intolerable.

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  Simplicity, Unreliability, Complexity

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• May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

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  Past, Looks, May

  Paul Dickson (2014). “Rising to the Occasion: The Best Toasts for Any Celebration”, p.57, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

  Paul Dickson

  Tunnels, Light, Odds

  Washingtonian November 1978

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• No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

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  Success, Teaching, Making Mistakes

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.55, Courier Corporation

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• Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

  Paul Dickson

  Funny Life, Airplane, Law

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• Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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  Funny, Humor, Law

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.9, Courier Corporation

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• The more innocuous the name of a weapon, the more hideous its impact. Some of the most horrific weapons of the Vietnam era were named Bambi, Infant, Daisycutter, Grasshopper, and Agent Orange. Nor is the trend new: From the past we have Mustard Gas, Angel Chasers [two can-nonballs linked with a chain for added destruction], and the Peacemaker, to name a few.)

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  Angel, Past, Impact

  "The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects".

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• The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

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  Age, Comfort, Realization

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• A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

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  Money, Business, Home

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• Accuracy, Rule of, Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

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  Problem, Accuracy, Courses

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• All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is impossible.

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  Real, Errors, Impossible

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.127, Courier Corporation

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• A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

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  Ties, Soup, Clean

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• Advice, First Law of: The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

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  Law, Giving, Advice

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• Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.

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  Law, Innovation, Levels

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• Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

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  Hands, Advice, Allowance

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.36, Courier Corporation

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• Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

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  Elephants, Advice, Eating

  Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.1, Courier Corporation

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