Jeff Garlin Quotes

• The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

  Jeff Garlin

  Thinking, Idiot, Kind

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• There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

  Jeff Garlin

  Laughing, People, Treats

  "Q&A: Jeff Garlin on Getting Arrested, the Chicago Cubs, and the Future of Curb Your Enthusiasm". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. July 12, 2013.

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• Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

  Jeff Garlin

  Comedian, Forget, Sometimes

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• If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

  Jeff Garlin

  Good Man, Maniacs, Ifs

  "Fictional character: Jeff Greene". "Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Wire. Season 1", (2000– ).

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• I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

  Jeff Garlin

  Hate, Gossip, Evil

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• I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

  Jeff Garlin

  Be Who You Are, Stuff, Comedy

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• I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

  Jeff Garlin

  Fit, Feels, Felt

  "Jeff Garlin on getting fit, reducing his carbon footprint, and Ed Begley Jr". Interview with Andy Seifert, www.avclub.com. March 1, 2010.

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• When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

  Jeff Garlin

  Feelings, Trying, Actors

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• By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

  Jeff Garlin

  Life, Night, Nerves

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• As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

  Jeff Garlin

  Rich, Individual

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• The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic
  drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsive overeater,
  you don't just eat when things are bad. You eat when you feel anything.

  Jeff Garlin

  Reality, Emotional, People

  Source: editorial.rottentomatoes.com

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