There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?
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