It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.
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