Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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