Jerry Coleman Funny Quotes

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• The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Running

• The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Running

• There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The big ballpark can do it all!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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