The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
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