Adam Carolla Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

  Adam Carolla

  Jobs, Believe, Doors

• I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Two

  FaceBook post by Adam Carolla from Oct 24, 2013

• Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Giving

• I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

  Adam Carolla

  Sorry, Night, Giving

• [Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

  Adam Carolla

  Government, People, Giving

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