Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.
All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.
It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.
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