Andy Borowitz Quotes About Technology

Quotes about: Technology

• I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, Technology, People

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Feb 05, 2012

• Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

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  Funny, Technology, People

• Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

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  Funny, Cat, Technology

• Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

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  Funny, New Relationship, Technology

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Dec 18, 2011

• It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

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  Witty, Technology, People

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Feb 25, 2012

• Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, Technology, Men

• Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, Technology, Hours

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