Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.
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