If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.
The best revenge is to live well.
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.
It is perfectly possible to get what you think you want and be miserable. It's possible too, to never get it but deeply enjoy the process of trying. In this world, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.
To define is to limit.
Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.
People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
Be moderate in all things, including moderation.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.
Life is too short to learn German
My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
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