If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
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