We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't it such a relief to have somebody say that?
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
All this happened, more or less. The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.
And what is literature, Rabo," he said, "but an insider's newsletter about affairs relating to molecules, of no importance to anything in the universe but a few molecules who have the disease called 'thought'.
Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.
My country is in ruins. So I'm a fish in a poisoned fishbowl. I'm mostly just heartsick about this. There should have been hope. This should have been a great country. But we are despised all over the world now. I was hoping to build a country and add to its literature. That's why I served in World War II, and that's why I wrote books.
Literature is the only art in which the audience performs the score.
I think jokes are a perfectly viable form of literature. Some critics take issue with me because I make my points and discuss my ideas with jokes, rather than with oceanic tragedy.
Literature is by definition opinionated. It is bound to provoke the arguments in many quarters, not excluding the hometown or even the family of the author.
I was hoping to build a country and add to its literature. That's why I served in World War II, and that's why I wrote books.
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