You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.
Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating.
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