When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.
There's a domino effect with certain things you say.
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.
We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
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