For a moment, I wondered how different my life would have been had they been my parents, but I shook the thought away. I knew my father had done the best he could, and I had no regrets about the way I'd turned out. Regrets about the journey, maybe, but not the destination. Because however it had happened, I'd somehow ended up eating shrimp in a dingy downtown shack with a girl that I already knew I'd never forget.
Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?
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