Red Skelton Quotes About Inspiration

Quotes about: Inspiration

• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

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  Inspiration, Divorce, Names

• Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

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  Mother, Dirty, Inspiration

• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

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  Inspiration, Sleep, Texas

• She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

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  Inspiration, Divorce, Numbers

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