Red Skelton Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

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  Funny, Running, Laughter

• She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

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  Funny, Humor, Bread

• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

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