All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
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