A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
This is the true joy of life-the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one, the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown to the scrap-heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish clod of ailments and grievances.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.
The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.
That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice
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