Tom Robbins Funny Quotes

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• There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

  Tom Robbins

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues,". Book by Tom Robbins, 1976.

• We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Hero, Healing

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Still Life with Woodpecker”, p.93, Bantam

• Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Money, Rich

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.253, Bantam

• Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Rap, Sound

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.226, Bantam

• America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Humorous, America

  Tom Robbins (2006). “Wild Ducks Flying Backward”, p.187, Bantam

• From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Humorous, Air

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Another Roadside Attraction”, p.220, Bantam

• The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Humorous, Japan

• Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.

  Tom Robbins

  Funny, Life, Birth

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.33, Bantam

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