The only authority I respect is the one that causes butterflies to fly south in fall and north in springtime.
In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.
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