Robert Benchley Quotes About Worry

Quotes about: Worry

• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and the father says, 'He's four years old.' 'He looks at least twelve to me,' says the conductor. And the father says, 'Can I help it if he worries?

  Robert Benchley

  Father, Kids, Boys

• There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

  Robert Benchley

  Humor, People, Worry

  Robert Benchley (1954). “The Benchley Roundup”

• A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

  Robert Benchley

  Birthday, Fall, Men

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