In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
I haven't been abroad in so long that I almost speak English without an accent now.
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out.
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