Paula Poundstone Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

  Paula Poundstone

  Funny, Motivational, Cat

• I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

  Paula Poundstone

  Dog, Cat, Years

• Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

  Paula Poundstone

  Home, Cat, Florida

• I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd get to my bed and there'd be someone in there with whom I was supposed to have an activity is horrifying to me.

  Paula Poundstone

  Mom, Dog, Sex

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