Robert Pattinson Funny Quotes

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• I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Hate, Two

• Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Simple, Guy

• I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Reality, Scary

• Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Thinking, Phones

• Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Thinking, Looks

• My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Faces, Whole

• Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Would Be, Burgers

• So I know where my feet are.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Feet, Knows

• I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Girl, Hate

• I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Eyebrows, Vampire

• There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Promise, Rumor

• I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Two, Roles

• What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Kissing

  "‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ Press Conference from San Diego Comic-Con 2009 with Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner". collider.com. July 23, 2009.

• I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, People, Able

• This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.... I was standing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked confused.... If I didn't have contact lenses on, that was a really spectacular look I just did.... I should have had million thoughts, like Hamlet.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Confused, Flower

• I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it's nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Nice, Looks

• I look a bit like him.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Looks, Bits

• Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Want, Would Be

  "Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary". "Twilight" DVD, ew.com. March 21, 2009.

• I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Fake, Six Packs

• I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Son, Taught

• The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Team, Laughing

• In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Book, Talking

• I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Strong, Hands

• Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Cereal, Wigs

• I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be... I just can't wait!

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Thinking, Waiting

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