All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.
I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
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