My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He quit.
No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.
The best American writers have come from the hinterlands -- Mark Twain, Theodore Dreiser, Jack London, Hemingway, Faulkner, Wolfe, Steinbeck. Most of them never even went to college.
The world exists for its own sake, not for ours. Swallow *that* pill!
Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why?
If you're never ridden a fast horse at a dead run across a desert valley at dawn, be of good cheer: You've only missed out on one half of life.
We live in a time of twin credulities: the hunger for the miraculous combined with a servile awe of science. The mating of the two gives us superstition plus scientism -- a Mongoloid metaphysic.
Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients.
Truth is merely common sense, say the naive realist. Really? Then where, precisely, is the location of--a rainbow? In the air? In the eye? In between? Or somewhere else?
I love America because it is a confused, chaotic mess - and I hope we can keep it this way for at least another thousand years. The permissive society is the free society.
Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
This world may be only illusion -- but it's the only illusion we've got.
Why I oppose the nuclear-arms race: I prefer the human race.
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
The more fantastic an ideology or theology, the more fanatic its adherents.
A man without passion would be like a body without a soul. Or even more grotesque, like a soul without a body.
Every important change in our society, for the good, at least, has taken place because of popular pressure-pressure from below, from the great mass of people.
A good writer must have more than vin rosé in his veins, use more than Chablis for ink.
Fence straddlers have no balls. In compensation, however, they enjoy a comfortable seat and can retreat swiftly, when danger threatens, to either side of the fence. There is something to be said for every position.
My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.
Is the Archbishop's blessing any more meaningful than the Politician's handshake? The come, they go, with bigger things than us on their minds.
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.
Money confers the power to command the labor of others. Love of money is love of power. And love of power is the root of evil.
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.
Democracy -- rule by the people -- sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America.
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