Every man should be his own guru; every woman her own gurette.
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.
The gurus come from the sickliest nation on earth to tell us how to live. And we pay them for it.
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