Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved from the darts board to the bar, and from the bar to the door of the Gents ... "The beer was better," he said finally. "And cheaper! When I was a young man, mild beer - wallop we used to call it - was fourpence a pint. That was before the war, of course." "Which war was that?" said Winston. "It's all wars," said the old man vaguely. He took up his glass, and his shoulders straightened again. "'Ere's wishing you the very best of 'ealth!
I am very picky about my people and my beer.
One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
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