Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
I drink to make other people interesting.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Homer no function beer well without.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
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