Beer Quotes - Page 2

• All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

  Denis Leary

  Sex, Men, Blah

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• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

  W. C. Fields

  Drinking, Reality, Alcohol

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• Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.

  Martin Luther

  Sports, Drinking, Men

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• Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Cheer, Drinking, Spirit

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  Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

  Frank Sinatra

  Love, Bible, Sarcastic

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• Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.

  Rafael Sabatini

  Evil, Heaven, World

  Rafael Sabatini (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Rafael Sabatini (Illustrated)”, p.3315, Delphi Classics

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• I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear,
  After so much reciting:
  So, if you don't object, my dear,
  We'll try a glass of bitter beer -
  I think it looks inviting.

  Lewis Carroll

  Thinking, Glasses, Trying

  Lewis Carroll (2015). “Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Other Tales”, p.623, Race Point Pub

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• We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

  Martin Luther

  Strong, Drinking, Food

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• I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

  Sophocles

  Drinking, Book, Vegetables

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• To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that makes every participant feel good. We may not rationalize this at the time, but it gives us a sense of place in our common community and our time in the tides of life on earth. This is a way to value beer and treat it with respect.

  Michael Jackson

  Garden, Glasses, Giving

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• If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

  Granger Smith

  Drinking, Saved, Ifs

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• If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

  Granger Smith

  Drinking, Keepers, Ifs

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• The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.

  Stephen Leacock

  Silly, Men, Jail

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• Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.

  Curt Gowdy

  Glasses, Great Outdoors

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• I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.

  John Fogerty

  Song, Work, Giving

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• Let no man thirst for good beer.

  Samuel Adams

  Men, Brewing, Thirst For Power

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• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

  Nancy Astor

  Husband, Drinking, Alcohol

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• Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

  Winston Churchill

  Drinking, Wife, Alcohol

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• Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

  Gerard Way

  Drinking, Alcohol, City Walls

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• The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Life, Religious, Atheist

  George Bernard Shaw (1993). “The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929”, Viking Adult

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• Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  Dave Barry

  Book, Drinking, Funny Sarcastic

  Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.112, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• He that drinks fast, pays slow.
  Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Drinking, Alcohol, Want

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• I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

  Johnny Depp

  Men, Lakes, Guy

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

  Hildegard of Bingen

  Drink

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• Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Motivational, Drinking, Yield

  The Devil's Dictionary

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