I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
He thinks I look alike!
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