Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
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