Wise Quotes - Page 37

• An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

  E. W. Howe

  True Friend, Answers, Honest

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• Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

  Euripides

  Joy, Sorrow, One Line Friendship

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• Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

  Russell Lynes

  Facts, Assumption, Reason

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• Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

  Russell Lynes

  Stupid, People, Would Be

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• I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

  Russell Lynes

  Sarcastic, Insults You, Dumb

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• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

  Russell Lynes

  Being Yourself, Insults You, Advice

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• Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

  Russell Lynes

  Insult, Humans, Human Beings

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• Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

  Russell Lynes

  Missing, Village, Idiot

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• Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

  Russell Lynes

  Ugly, Insult, Being Selfish

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• I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

  Russell Lynes

  Sorry, Littles, Busy

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• I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

  Russell Lynes

  Cool Status, Agree

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• Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

  Russell Lynes

  Sarcastic, Mind, Insult

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• Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

  Russell Lynes

  Sarcastic, Stupid, Sarcasm

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• Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.

  Russell Lynes

  People, Pay, Insult

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• If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

  Russell Lynes

  Negative, Would Be, Tests

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• Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

  Russell Lynes

  Way, Helping, Insult

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• The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

  Russell Lynes

  Silence, Comeback, Insult

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• Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

  Russell Lynes

  Insults You, Insulting, Brain

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• I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

  Russell Lynes

  Insult, Old You, Knows

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• Security isn't what the wise person looks for; it's opportunity. And once we begin looking for that, we find it on every side. You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together.

  Earl Nightingale

  Opportunity, Risk, Together

  Robert C. Worstell, Earl Nightingale “How to Completely Change Your Life in 30 Seconds - Part III”, Lulu.com

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• The difference between me and you is... that I don't mind what happens.

  Jiddu Krishnamurti

  Wisdom, Clever, Attitude

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• Creating new paths requires moving old obstacles.

  Anthony D. Williams

  Wisdom, Clever, Attitude

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• If we seek a positive outcome, we must begin with a positive attitude.

  Anthony D. Williams

  Wisdom, Clever, Attitude

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• Not a single creature on earth has more or less right to be here.

  Anthony D. Williams

  Wisdom, Clever, Attitude

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• What would you think if all your thoughts reached heaven?

  Anthony D. Williams

  Wisdom, Clever, Attitude

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