White Guys Quotes - Page 4

• I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.

  Carl Hiaasen

  Redneck, Ducks, White

  "'True-life Source Material Is Fabulously Bizarre' - Carl Hiaasen Answers Our Questions about 'Razor Girl'". Interview with Adrian Liang, www.omnivoracious.com. September 8, 2016.

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• I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

  Moby

  White, Guy, Looks

  Interview With Neil Strauss, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 27, 2009.

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• If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?"

  George Carlin

  Philosophy, White, Hair

  "Occupation: Foole". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1973.

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• One day as a young man, I was walking down the streets. And a group of Zulu guys was walking behind me closing in on me. And I could hear them talking to one another about how they were going to mug me. (Speaking Zulu). Let's get this white guy. You go to his left, and I'll come up behind him. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't run.So I just spun around real quick and said (speaking Zulu). Yo, guys, why don't we just mug someone together? I'm ready.

  Trevor Noah

  Running, Real, Men

  Source: www.npr.org

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• The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.

  Larry Bird

  Basketball, White, Nba

  "Bird: NBA 'a black man's game'". www.espn.com. June 10, 2004.

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• If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street. And if on that side of the street, there's a guy that has tattoos all over his face, white guy, bald head, tattoos everywhere, I'm walking back to the other side of the street, and the list goes on of stereotypes that we all live up to and are fearful of.

  Mark Cuban

  Tattoo, Kids, Night

  "Did Dallas Mavericks Owner Drop The Ball On Sterling Controversy?". Interview with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. May 23, 2014.

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• The justification for rap rock seems to be that if you take really bad rock and put really bad rap over it, the result is somehow good, provided the raps are barked by an overweight white guy with cropped hair and forearm tattoos.

  John Jeremiah Sullivan

  Tattoo, Rap, Hair

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• You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

  George Carlin

  Basketball, Talking, Games

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• I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.

  Pete Rose

  White, Guy, Speed

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• As far as playing, I didn't care who guarded me - red, yellow, black. I just didn't want a white guy guarding me, because it's disrespect to my game.

  Larry Bird

  Basketball, Games, Yellow

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• Secret Service agents detained an Iowa man with a gun who happened to be walking in a Des Moines park where President Bush was jogging. Were they out of their minds? White guys with guns put Bush in the White House.

  Argus Hamilton

  Gun, Men, Iowa

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• We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.

  Lindsey Graham

  White, Long, Guy

  "Welcome to the GOP's fear parade" By Dean Obeidallah, www.cnn.com. August 22, 2015.

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• When I was a kid, some of the guys would try to get me to hate white people for what they've been doing to Negroes, and for a while I tried real hard. But every time I got to hating them, some white guy would come along and mess the whole thing up.

  Thelonious Monk

  Hate, Real, Kids

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• There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal. Maybe it's only Western people that can self-govern. Maybe it's only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government. I reject that notion.

  George W. Bush

  Government, Self, White

  Press Conference With the UK's Brown, www.washingtonpost.com. June 16, 2008.

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• The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

  Seth MacFarlane

  Party, Elephants, Two

  "Family Guy". www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities. Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like 'Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.'

  Louis C. K.

  New York, Attitude, Confused

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• I'm tired of having to consult a group of old white guys about my black girl craft. They don't even know what they're listening for or to.

  Azealia Banks

  Girl, Tired, White

  "Azealia Banks 'begging to be dropped' by Universal" by Sean Michaels, www.theguardian.com. January 27, 2014.

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• When you see a white guy at three in the morning on your beat in an alley, you kind of - "What's this guy doing here?"

  Joe Arpaio

  Morning, White, Guy

  "Off Message" with Glenn Thrush, www.politico.com. June 20, 2016.

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