Wednesday Quotes

• I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

  Noel Coward

  Birthday, Tuesday, Age

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• Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE!

  Tracey Edmonds

  Blessing, Appreciate, And Love

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• A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

  Demetri Martin

  Rain, Dry

  Twitter post from Sep 07, 2011

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• I like the good life too much, I'm not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Good Life, Night, Afternoon

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• The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.

  Samuel Beckett

  Friday, Monday, Prayer

  Samuel Beckett (2009). “Watt”, p.37, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream BIG, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and SPREAD LOVE TODAY and EVERY DAY !

  Tracey Edmonds

  Dream, Kindness, Today

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• I suppose everybody has a mental picture of the days of the week, some seeing them as a circle, some as an endless line, and others again, for all I know, as triangles and cubes. Mine is a wavy line proceeding to infinity, dipping to Wednesday which is the colour of old silver dark with polishing and rising again to a pale gold Sunday. This day has a feeling in my picture of warmth and light breezes and sunshine and afternoons that stretch to infinity and mornings full of far-off bells.

  Angela Thirkell

  Morning, Sunshine, Sunday

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• "Some things may change," said Wednesday, abruptly. "People, however... People stay the same."

  Neil Gaiman

  People, May, Said

  "American Gods". Book by Neil Gaiman, June 19, 2001.

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• Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You'll feel better when you help others feel better.

  Tracey Edmonds

  Feel Better, Helping Others, Compassion

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• They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Want, Wanted

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• Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Business, Weekend, Two

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• I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

  Reverend Ike

  Friday, Monday, Tuesday

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• My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.

  Arsene Wenger

  Jobs, Hard Work, People

  "Quotations from the Public Comments of Arsene Wenger: Manager, Arsenal Football Club". Book by David Manson, 2005.

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• I think vestigially there's a synesthete in me but not like a real one who immediately knows what colour Wednesday is.

  A. S. Byatt

  Real, Thinking, Colour

  "AS Byatt: woman of letters and ...science!". "All In The Mind" with Antonia Byatt, www.abc.net.au. August 21, 2010.

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• People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it's a week, then a month, then a year. It's bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes.

  Hoda Kotb

  School, Thinking, Small Changes

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• It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I'd ever known.

  Rob Sheffield

  Color, Orange, Trying

  Rob Sheffield (2010). “Talking to Girls About Duran Duran: One Young Man's Quest for True Love and a Cooler Haircut”, p.28, Penguin

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• I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

  Nelson Algren

  Monday, Fog, Tuesday

  In Malcolm Crowley (ed) Writers at Work (1958).

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• Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!

  Blake Shelton

  Helping

  Twitter post from May 5, 2013

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• If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Holiday, Weekend

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• A dull, dark, depressing day in Winter: the whole world looks like a Methodist church at Wednesday night prayer meeting.

  H. L. Mencken

  Depressing, Prayer, Dark

  H.L. Mencken (2013). “Minority Report”, p.13, Knopf

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• It's a voluntary act. I cannot punish anyone not taking the public transport, but I want everyone, from the highest ranking officers to the lowest, to take public transport every Wednesday.

  Veerappa Moily

  Want, Ranking, Transport

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• When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.

  John Wyndham

  Sunday, Happens, Knows

  John Wyndham (1951). “The Day of the Triffids”, Fawcett

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• The Pentagon tested an anti-missile system in New Mexico Wednesday. The test was an incomplete success. While the interceptor was shooting down the incoming missile, three thousand illegal aliens walked right across the border under its nose.

  Argus Hamilton

  Borders, Three, Mexico

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• I'm a sinner. I don't always love God as strongly as I could or as directly as I should. Ash Wednesday reminds me that it is only through God that I have life; He gave it to me. God forgives. He loves. And He gives this sinner a second chance. Put simply: my God kicks ash.

  Mark Hart

  Second Chance, Giving, Ashes

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• There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.

  John Major

  Greek, Black, Myth

  "John Major tells Leveson inquiry: I was too sensitive about press coverage" by Lisa O'Carroll, www.theguardian.com. June 12, 2012.

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