How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it
Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.
When I saw you I fell in love. And you smiled because you knew.
Love is a bird... she needs to fly.
Don't you think I was made for you? I feel like you had me ordered - and I was delivered to you - to be worn. I want you to wear me, like a watch-charm or a buttonhole bouquet.
I want to do things so wild with you that I don't know how to say them.
People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about Valentine's Day. Just because he doesn't give you a valentine doesn't mean he doesn't love you!
When you are kind to others, it not only changes you, it changes the world.
The very nature of kindness is to spread. If you are kind to others, today they will be kind to you, and tomorrow to somebody else.
The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath.
I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.
All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn't - or hasn't yet - materialized.
My ideal Valentine's Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel loved and appreciated.
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