The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
The American people do not want people thumbing their nose at the law. It undercuts the very fabric of our society and the system of civil justice and of criminal justice as well.
My aim was to safeguard justice, without doing harm to our war effort.
Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!
Gilligan's Island is wherever you want it to be in your mind.
The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever.
Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it.
I was never given a trial. I never went before any magistrate, nor did my parents. To this day, I do not know what the charges that were lodged against me or my deceased parents at this time.
For a few years, more people have been leaving our country than entering it. Wherever it is possible, we must lower the entry hurdles for those who bring the country forward.
Since its inception, our Nation has stood on the foundations of compassion and justice.
The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?'
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted? And If I am compelled to take part in it, where is the director? I want to see him.
Wherever anything lives, there is, open somewhere, a register in which time is being inscribed.
You have to find the peace and patience within yourself to be a model and an example to others and not judge.
We haven't been happy with the way the war has been handled. The president has changed his reasons for being over there every time a reason is proven false or an objective reached.
I remember the Chillicothe ballplayers grappling the Long Island ball players in a sixteen-inning game ended by darkness. And the shoulders of the Chillicothe players were a red smoke against the sundown and the shoulders of the Rock Island players were a yellow smoke against the sundown. And the umpire's voice was hoarse calling balls and strikes and outs and the umpire's throat fought in the dust for a song.
In sum, do not insult me with the beheadings, finger choppings or the lung-deflations you plan for my works. I need my head to shake or nod, my hand to wave or make into a fist, my lungs to shout or whisper with. I will not go gently onto a shelf, degutted, to become a non-book. All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It's my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset I've won or lost. At sunrise, I'm out again, giving it the old try. And no one can help me. Not even you.
A good and faithful judge ever prefers the honorable to the expedient.
To threaten the institution is to threaten fair administration of justice and protection of liberty.
Wherever I look, I see signs of the commandment to honor one's parents and nowhere of a commandment that calls for the respect of a child.
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.
Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years.
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