Tofu Quotes

• The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

  Sylvia Boorstein

  Mind, Taste

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• The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in.

  Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

  Mind, Flavor, Taste

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• Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Giving, Energy, Flavor

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• Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Men, Roots, Long

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Any kind of food you eat is going to have an impact on the world. If you switch to tofu and get off meat, the soy bean is doing enormous damage in the Amazon and all throughout South America.

  Michael Pollan

  Impact, America, Meat

  Source: indianapublicmedia.org

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• The beautiful memories of tofu from when I was young

  Onew

  Beautiful, Memories, Young

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• I take vitamins daily, but just the bare essentials not what you'd call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit, vegetables, tofu, and other soy products.

  Clint Eastwood

  Vegetables, Trying, Soy

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• I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.

  Yasujiro Ozu

  Directors, Fancy, Stuff

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• Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows!

  Jared Leto

  Sacrifice, Goats, Vegan

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• I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge.

  Sylvia Browne

  Sponges

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• Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat tofu dogs and bean sprouts. They didn’t play tennis. If there were trucks back in their times, they would have been doing driveway lube jobs on a Saturday afternoon. Same thing with King David. Yeah, he might have played a lyre, but he slaughtered thousands of guys.

  Mark Driscoll

  Dog, Jesus, Kings

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• You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Funny, Interesting, Balance

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• For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.

  Giada De Laurentiis

  Block, Wings, Healthy

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• I don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now. I eat a lot of tofu, and I drink soy shakes with fruit every morning. I always have soybeans, black beans, or chickpeas for lunch or dinner

  Shania Twain

  Morning, Eggs, Lunch

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• Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?

  Gary Yourofsky

  Holiday, Thinking, Turkeys

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• For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

  Adam Rex

  Vegetarian, Gentle

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• I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu with onions, peppers and spinach and top it with salsa. I've been a vegetarian for years, but I recently became vegan.

  Carrie Underwood

  Smart, Years, Water

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• My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

  Aisha Tyler

  School, Kids, Clothes

  "Aisha Tyler mixes up relationships on 'Friends'". Interview with Lynn Elber, lubbockonline.com. April 23, 2003.

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• Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

  Simone Elkeles

  Food, Thinking, People

  Simone Elkeles (2010). “Rules of Attraction”, p.166, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• Tofu and futons. The adepts of Orientalism seem to spend most of their lives reclining. They can't quite summon the energy to crawl up onto a chair. Even their Yogic exercises are carried out in a prone or sitting position.

  Edward Abbey

  Exercise, Energy, Sitting

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.16, RosettaBooks

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• We've all seen chicken portrayed as the low-fat, heart-healthy alternative to red meat for years, but it no longer adds up. You might want to lean away from eating birds and lean toward more plant-based options of protein like black beans, lentils, tofu, chickpeas and whole grains.

  Kathy Freston

  Heart, Years, Bird

  "Could Chicken Be Contributing to the Obesity Epidemic?" by Kathy Freston, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 11, 2012.

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• Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

  Douglas Coupland

  Dog, Real, Meat

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• We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Airports, Filled Out, Knives

  Jeaniene Frost (2010). “Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.184, Hachette UK

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• Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end.

  George R. R. Martin

  Summer, Sweet, Wine

  George R.R. Martin (2008). “Dreamsongs: A RRetrospective”, p.215, Hachette UK

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• I can’t be sure, of course, but I’d compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. - Edward Cullen

  Stephenie Meyer

  Soy Milk, Littles, Vegetarian

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