Three Stooges Quotes

• Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

  Moe Howard

  Thinking, Stooges, Nations

  "Fictional character: Moe". "Pardon My Backfire", www.imdb.com. 1953.

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• If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

  Curly Howard

  Persistence, Succeed, Firsts

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• I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

  Curly Howard

  Negative, Littles, Stooges

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• Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

  Curly Howard

  Hair, Well Being, Wells

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• There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

  Shemp Howard

  Drinking, Thinking, Drunk

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

  Curly Howard

  Normal, Dare, Knows

  "Fictional character: Curly". "Loco Boy Makes Good", www.imdb.com. 1942.

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• If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

  Moe Howard

  Food, Comedian, Honey

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• I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

  Curly Howard

  Air, Land, Arrows

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• A simple job for simple people.

  Curly Howard

  Jobs, Simple, People

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• I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

  Curly Howard

  Hair, Sick, Goes On

  "Fictional character: Operator 15". "Uncivil Warriors", www.imdb.com. 1935.

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• All for one; one for all.

  Thomas-Alexandre Dumas

  Witty, Humorous, Unity

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• The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

  Gorilla Monsoon

  Children, Wrestling, Three

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• Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment's peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case.

  Paul Reiser

  Eye, Thinking, Play

  Paul Reiser (2012). “Babyhood”, p.11, Harper Collins

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• I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

  Paula Poundstone

  Witty, Clever, Mean

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• Ever since I was a little kid, I was competitive.

  Mariano Rivera

  Kids, Littles, Prozac Nation

  Interview with George A. King III, nypost.com. September 21, 2011.

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• I'm grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.

  Thomas Sadoski

  Running, Fall, Python

  Source: collider.com

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• What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.

  Julie Klausner

  Hurt, Waiting, Three

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• Growing up, I missed the whole 'Three Stooges' thing. Either they weren't on the station in my hometown, or we hadn't bought a TV set yet, or they came to town too late for me. I'm pretty sure that at the right age, I would have loved them.

  Roger Ebert

  Growing Up, Age, Three

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